Sasha's revenge

"Good God, Mark, what have you done? I warned you not to touch grandma's medallion!"

"Well, you have always been complaining about how men are from Mars and women are from fracking Andromeda, and how little I understand about your feelings, and always forget to water the plants and all that crap.

"Well, this is my gift to you: A perfect playmate that understands you completely."

"But Mark, I am not into women. I like your dick!"

"Now you are telling me! You always used to talk about the penis as a metaphor for the spear and violation, and that all men -- I quote -- are 'mindless bastards thinking about one thing only'. You were not referring to sports, believe me!"

"But Mark, I didn't mean it that way. Of course men are crap, but we women cannot live without them. I mean, how else would we know that we are superior?"

"And you like dick?"

"Of course I do, and you had such a big one!"

"Ok. I believe you are right. I can feel it. Women needs cock like a fish needs water. I'll get the medallion. It is time we give you a penis, my dear."

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