A New Beginning

"Oh, Rachel! He is so sweet! Look at that fine, silky hair, and those adorably pouty lips! Who did him?"

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"Morgana May; she really is the best at shapeshifting, you know. A bit expensive, I admit, but you have to pay to get quality."

"Did James ask for this?"

"Oh no! He was born a muggle. I don't think he could come up with an idea like this."

"So why did you do it?"

"Oh, I don't know. There was Chrissy, Andrea, Naomi, Bambi...."

"His secretaries?"

"Oh yeah, he banged them too."

"So what happens now?"

"Oh, I will drop him off somewhere in the non-magic dimension and let him fend for himself, or -- rather -- herself. She knows touch typing, I believe. Maybe s
he can become a secretary somewhere. Morgana dumbded her down a bit. She won't be good for a job as a CEO, anymore."

"They will be all over her, you know."

"Oh, I know. That was the plan all along."