A New Beginning

"Oh, Rachel! He is so sweet! Look at that fine, silky hair, and those adorably pouty lips! Who did him?"

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"Morgana May; she really is the best at shapeshifting, you know. A bit expensive, I admit, but you have to pay to get quality."

"Did James ask for this?"

"Oh no! He was born a muggle. I don't think he could come up with an idea like this."

"So why did you do it?"

"Oh, I don't know. There was Chrissy, Andrea, Naomi, Bambi...."

"His secretaries?"

"Oh yeah, he banged them too."

"So what happens now?"

"Oh, I will drop him off somewhere in the non-magic dimension and let him fend for himself, or -- rather -- herself. She knows touch typing, I believe. Maybe s
he can become a secretary somewhere. Morgana dumbded her down a bit. She won't be good for a job as a CEO, anymore."

"They will be all over her, you know."

"Oh, I know. That was the plan all along."

1 comment:

  1. Anonymous8/09/2013

    calling him James in one sentence and then using the word "muggle" in the next makes this feel way too Harry Potterish, no matter what else is going on here. *LOVE* your page, though.


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