3/21/2010

The Collector

"Welcome to another episode of 'Your Hobby!', where we meet enthusiastic collectors. Today we are talking to Kyle, who has been collecting sex toys for one year now. Kyle, what made you start collecting these unusual objects?"

"It was my girlfriend at the time, Pam, who gave me a 12 inch dildo from Ukraine, a very rare item: the 1999 Magical XXX edition, you know. I was a little bit surprised at first, but then I got kinda used to it."

"She wanted you to use it on her?"

"That's what I thought at first, but then she accused me for cheating on her and told me to use it on myself."

"You did?"

"I dunno, I felt kinda compelled, you know, and it was kinda nice in a way, so I started buying more. And when she left me I moved over to vibrators and butt plugs. This one is a three speed Swedish model. She's a beauty, that one!"

"Excuse me for saying so, but you look kind of feminine for a boy..."

"Oh, you are alluding to my tits, aren't you? Well, they started to grow when I was using the 1999 Magical, and now I have gotten attached to them."

"And your penis?"


"Ah well, it is not there anymore, but that is a good thing, you know, because that means I can enjoy these babies more. By the way, did I tell you about the Orgasmotron 2000?"

This one is for XtremeCSSA.

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The pictures of the model Lilith are from FTV Girls, a site full of high class pictures of really beautiful girls.

1 comment:

  1. Great story & gorgeous picture.

    Now if you'll excuse me, I have a little shopping to do!

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