Erik, stop touching your breasts and look at me!
What was it about "Do not touch the lingam altar!" that you did not understand? The "do not" part maybe?
I told you that this is an ancient altar used for fertility rites, did I not?
And I also told you that the spirit that used to rule in this parts, demanded that a young virgin should be deflowered on this very spot every spring, to ensure the fertility of the fields and a good hunt.
You have never really believed in spiritual matters, have you? I guessed as much, which is why I took you to this sacred grove.
Now that you have seen what the spirit can do to you, I guess that you do understand that we have to go all the way with this. You do not want to risk the wrath of the spirit, I can assure you!
So why don't you just lie down in the grass here and spread your legs for a good friend?
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This one is dedicated to Courtney.
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