What do you mean? You want me to take them off? Have you any idea of how much time it took me to put this lingerie on?
And the hair! I had to spend three hours at the hairdresser to make it look as casual as this. And now you want me to mess it up?
You know what, it is hard to believe that women get anything done at all! I have to spend one hour every day just to make up my face.
It is not that I don't like it, you know. I used to be a pimply nerd. Now I am sexy, foxy and drop dead gorgeous woman and I love every minute of it.
I just love the sensual feeling of silk and lace and the way men look at me, but seriously, you can't expect me to mess it all up with sex!
You were the one that wanted to turn me into a woman, and now you have to live with it.
You are not getting anything from me, that’s for sure.
I have a life to live, a company to run, a TV show to lead and a book to write. Sheez!
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