Guest Cap: Becca and the Boob Fairy

Here is a wicked cap DD-Debutante made for me over at Rachel's Haven:

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The Ring

Jeff lifted his hand up to his chin. Slowly. Carefully. Afraid of finding... soft skin on a feminine jaw.  The ring she had given him felt heavy now.

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She looked at him with a quirky smile. She was waiting for him to say something, probably. But his tongue felt numb in his mouth. It did not feel like his tongue at all. He tried to move it around, but his teeth felt too small, somehow.

He was all too, small. He was looking up at her now.

"Well, what do you think? You like?" She asked eagerly, as if she had given him a present, and now expected his joyous gratitude.

"What...." His brain managed to get his tongue under control. "What. Have. You. Done?"

"Hey! What's the matter, Jeff? I mean, you have always lived the life of a stranger. I thought it was time you lived the life of yourself."

For some peculiar reason he found himself smiling.

"Now, what shall we call you?" Amanda asked. "You look like a Jinny to me!"

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The Handbag Experiment

Ahem!!! (could I have some water please?  Thank you!).

Principal! Distinguished colleagues!

I am not going to be modest here: My research team and me have made a discovery that will shake the very foundations of modern science.

This originally started out as a gender study of male sexist prejudice. In the end we had to get help form our esteemed colleagues in the physics department to find an explanation for this phenomenon.

We set out to find out how long we would be able to get an American male to hold a woman's handbag before his discomfort became ethically intolerable.

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It turns out most healthy men do not last for more than 45 seconds in the presence of others, at which point they will throw the handbag away. This period may be prolonged to 65 seconds if they believe themselves to be alone.

When we added a reward -- 10 dollars per minute -- some were able to hold the bag for as long as 2 minutes and 32 seconds.

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What we did not know, however, was that one of our test subjects, Jason Cameron, being unemployed, desperately needed the money.

He was able to hold on to the handbag for 14 minutes and 35 seconds, at which point the was a flashing light, a loud crack, and Mr. Cameron was replaced by a woman.   That is: Mr. Cameron had become a woman.

This amazing discovery proves once and for all the basic principle of quantum physics, that reality is caused by the interaction between reality and our minds.

In this case the emotional conflict in Mr. Cameron's mind caused an unknown superimposed gender state to collapse and switch his physical being into its female counterpart.

Basically, the human mind is incapable of handling the psychological conflict of gender ambiguity and changes reality in order to protect its sanity.

Repeated experiments show cisgendered male persons can sit in the driver's seat of a red Beetle for 20 minutes before becoming a woman, 8 minutes wearing an apron with flowers, 26 minutes wearing a neutral, gray,  apron, and 2 minutes and 5 seconds wearing a mini-skirt-- unless the person in question is a crossdresser or believes himself to be at a carnival.

There is no similar effect for women carrying gender typical male attire, which indicates that this is partly a cultural phenomenon.

I am proud to say that because of this research, our department of sociology has now achieved gender equality.

Questions?

Another Red String Body Swap

The Japanese love their erotic gender swap movies.

I have already covered the Red String series extensively.  They are all based in a universe where there exist a red string or thread that can be used to swap bodies.

For some disappointing reason it is always the men that initiate this swap, and it is always the men that see the benefits. (Given the existence of a large number of female to male gender swap enthusiast, this is most unfair.)

Never mind. My readers have often complained over the lack of English subtitles. Well, here is  fan that has actually added subtitles to an excerpt of a Red String movie.

Are there any of you who know the IDOL-number of this one. You need the number in order to buy the movie.

This clip is sexually explicit and for adults only!!!


 

Guest Cap: Emergency Identity Update Protocol

Here is one really clever cap AnneOniMouse made for me over at Rachel's Haven.

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