12/31/2008

Happy New Year!

It was a hell of a new year party. A lot of intoxicated beautiful young people everywhere, dancing and laughing.

The time was a quarter to midnight and Phil had already had far too much to drink.

A kind looking old man caught him stumbling and helped him down in a chair.

"Thanschh, man!" Phil said.

"My pleasure young man! Phil is it?"

"Phil. That's me. Phil. Phil. Phil. I think I am drunk...."

"You most certainly are, my son, but sometimes alcohol may bring out the truth. Do you drink because you are unhappy?"

"Unhappy? Thisch is the most grand new year party ever, man. I mean, look at them..."

"Yes, but you are just here. You are not partying with them, if you know what I mean."

"Right." Phil tried to focus at the man. A damn nice man he was, too!

"What do you wish for this new year?" the man asked.

"I wish I wash a girl... a girlie... you know... a woman!" That last part came out too load, and someone tried to hush him down. The old man helped him out on the terrace.

"Why do you want to be a woman, son?"

"Becaush, becaush girlsh just want to have fun." He started to sing in a false voice. The old man mercifully interrupted this show of artistic talent.

"Are you sure about this? You really want to be a woman? Seriously?"

Phil finally managed to focus. "Don't tell anybody, old man, but I really do. She lives inside me you know, pestering me day and night, asking me to let her out. I mean, she is nice in her strange way and I love her very much, but there ish nothing I can do, really..."

"Who?"


"I don't know. I call her Mindy. She lives inside my head and my body. Are you a doctor? Do you think I am creishy or something?"

"No, son, I am not a doctor, and I do not think you are crazy. This happens to a lot of men, believe me. We do after all have everything needed to become a man or a woman, genetically, psychologically and spiritually."

"What are you saying? I don't undersch... I don't get it! Are you Brenda's granddaddy or shomething?"

"I am more like your granddaddy, son..."

"Nah, he lives in Florida...."

"Well, I did not mean it literally. Think of me as someone who wills you well. Now, it is nearly midnight. Close your eyes and make that wish. I will see to it that it comes true."

Phil closed his eyes, and as the noise of fireworks and people counting down towards the new year flushed over him, he could actually feel Mindy stepping out of his old body.

At the stroke of twelve he opened his eyes and found his old friend Brenda in front of him. She embraced him enthusiastically.

"Mindy, Mindy, Mindy," she cried. "Happy new year Mindy, my best friend in the world!"

Phil looked down at his new slim, feminine body and touch the golden locks of hair falling over his - her - shoulders, and giggled in delight.

"Happy new year, Brenda. I love you too! This is going to be the best year in my life. I just know it. Listen, did you see an old man here right now? Grey hair. A nice smile..."


"No, why? There are only young people like us here."

Mindy looked around, but she could not see him.

"Tell me," Brenda asked. "What did you wish for?"

"Oh no, I cannot tell you that, Brenda. You now that. Then the wish might not come true..."

Xandra wishes you and your inner woman a Happy New Year!

12/28/2008

She's so sweet!

- My oh my, she is just adorable! Look at her! Look at the way she drinks that milk. It is milk isn't it?

- Oh yeah, but spiked with female hormones. We tell her it is for the calcium.

- Hormones, but she cannot get more feminine than this, can she?

- We are aiming for a D-cup. For your benefit, of course!

- That is very considerate of you.

- Lexie, say hello to the nice young man that is visiting us!

- Hello sister! Hello nice man! You are big! Hee hee...

- Yes, I guess I am, compared to you. You look great, Lexie. You are so beautiful.

- You really think so? Do you like my new outfit?

- Oh, it fits you perfectly!

- Now, go and play, Lexie!

- There isn't much left of Alex, is there?

- No, thank God! He was such a nasty boy, always up to some mischief. And he was trying so hard to escape, as well. It was so hard to make him understand that with a slim and feminine body like that, he couldn't become much of a man anyway.

"Alex," I told him. "You look like a girl. There are no girls out there that would like to marry a wuzz like you, so you may as well take advantage of what God's given you and become the girl your really are!"

- He didn't buy that?

- No, not at first. He tried to do exercises, eat proteins and stuff, but fortunately all his classmates made fun of him, and his teachers called him Alexia, mistaking him for a girl. And I got mum to buy him a lot of girly clothes to make it even harder.

In the end I think he just gave up making them understand that he considered himself a boy. He started to fall into the role of being a girl. Of course, the hormones helped as well. Estrogen does that to you.

- And now he, I mean she, thinks of herself as a girl?

- Oh yeah! Don't you worry! I think it was the final operation that made the difference. Getting a pussy made him realize that there was no way back. He has finally become a useful member of society, and as long as you treat him reasonably well, I think he will stay that way.

Enough small talk! What about the wedding plans? What do you say about a cruise, just for the two of you? You can have her all for yourself week after week. You know, making a real woman out of her...

Click on images to enlarge! Pictures from Victoria's Secret.

This one is for Lexie over at RH.

12/27/2008

The Payback Show

TG Tales is the undisputed master (or mistress, rather) of TG video captioning. Here's another excellent example.

12/26/2008

Angie's sense of humor (Guest cap)

I just had to publish this one right away. It is a guest cap from Angie over at Rachel's and it is the most absurd Christmas joke you will get from this site this year ;-)



As always, click on image to enlarge!

TG Comics gets a sister site; TG Caps

Femur reports that the amazing TG Comics site has gotten a new sister site called TG Caps.

We are not talking about a regular TG caption site, though, but a kind of miscellaneous site that will take over everything from TG Comics that is not original comics.

Femur writes:

"TGCaps will be the home for all things comics-related that, as I like to say, should have been TG. This means the modified comics, covers and cartoons that folks have created, giving them the TG twist that seems inherent in some mainstream material (at least to a few demented minds such as mine!)."

The site will also include photo comics and fan art with a TG twist.

The image included here is from the story Changing Places by Eric and Steve Zink. Click on image to enlarge!