My wife had her serious face on.
"OK," I said. "But why is Annie here?"
"She is my lover, darling, and she is here to help you!"
"Your lover? Are you kidding?"
"No, I have always preferred women, and married you for the money. But you are a nice guy and I have come to love you, so Annie is here to fix your deficiencies."
"Yes, all that body hair and that silly thing you have between your legs. You know..."
"Anyway, Annie, do your thing. I am sure she will get it after you cast your spell!"
I did, I surely did!
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